I've hit a wall!

So, I suck at most everything these days, it seems.

The laundry trolls have overpopulated, again, and the dust bunnies have formed colonies in places I never expected to find them... under the laundry trolls. Alas, I should probably do something about that, like call the Orkin Man, or something, but I genuinely have no inclination to do so.

Things I've procrastinated:

Writing a presentation for Saturday.
Packing clothing so I do not give presentation Saturday in my birthday suit.
Washing said laundry.
Locating my sanity.


And about a brazillion other things. But hey, I feel sorta bad about it. Sorta. Not 100% bad about it... maybe 35%.

I feel as thought I have been negligent in posting here... No, wait, it's a cold, solid, look-you-in-the-eye fact that I've been negligent, and for that I apologize. I will not apologize for the laundry trolls. In fact, if you come visit, you can locate me under Hall Family Laundry Mountain. What are you looking at? Don't just stand there, fold a sock!

Things have been amiss. We have had troubles at school, we've had challenges at home... We've started the process of finding YET another specialist, and that alone makes me want to pull my hair out and braid it into a rug for relaxation purposes. The last thing I've wanted to do has been write. Wait, more lies from myself. I just haven't had any inspiration to say something witty.

So, here I am, out of sheer obligation, yammering on about nothing in particular. Not particularly funny, nor particularly relevant. However, I'm hoping it will catapult me off my ass and into the laundry room... I might stop in the kitchen, though. I *do* have cookie dough in the fridge that really needs to get used. Hhmmm....

But, because these sorts of things only happen to me, I will tell you this. Yesterday I was driving down the road, at a reasonable speed, I promise, when I got passed, going the other direction, by a miniature horse.

Yes.

Pulling a miniature buggy.

With a teenage girl at the reins.

I suppose when you're too young to get your driver's license, you get creative, right? I've seen mopeds, I've seen ATVs, I've seen golf carts, all manned by underage drivers driving like bats just released from the gates of Hell itself. But a miniature horse? AND buggy? This one is new on me.

Only here in Polk County. And only to moi.